There’s no denying that Southerners care about sports and our teams more than most. But despite our immense passion and unparalleled fandom, there are certain behaviors that even Dawg and Gator would agree are downright uncivilized. Here we’ve rounded up eight things people do at sporting events that we should all avoid. Do you recognize your pet on the list?
Ignore personal space
Stadium seating doesn’t give people much personal space, so do your best to be conscious of the small space you’re given. Even if using a comfortable portable stadium seat, remain seated in your assigned seat and keep all your personal belongings close and out of reach of other fans.
Harassing the other team or their fans
Of course, a bit of light-hearted nonsense against the opposition is part of the fun of sporting events. But be careful not to go too far: don’t curse at the other team when they come in, or bother any fans of the other team who might be sitting near you, especially if they’re outnumbered. If you wouldn’t say it in front of your grandparents or your second grader, you shouldn’t say it to anyone else, no matter how much you despise that particular shade of orange.
Provides endless commentary
Even if you are a true expert on the game and even if the referees make terrible decisions, there is no need to comment loudly on every play. Save your frustration and your source of knowledge for those few times when righteous anger is warranted or an explanation is called for. Those around you probably don’t think your hot takes are half as smart as you do.
Throwing tantrums
While we understand better than anyone that the outcome of an SEC game can make or break a loyal fan’s day, we also know that good etiquette requires civil behavior no matter what. That means no foul language, especially in the presence of little ears, and no showing up (figuratively or literally) when things aren’t going your way.
Get up every five minutes (and let everyone else get up).
You can’t always help when you need a break, but if you’re sitting in the middle of the line, try to limit trips that will disturb those around you. For example, if you’re running to the bathroom, buy snacks while you’re awake.
Being careless with drinks
Accidents happen, but watch your drinks and do your best not to spill them on the people around you, even if the buzzer knocker was definitely worth a hands-in-the-air celebration.
Using cell phones with reckless abandon
While the stadium is filled with cheers and chatter, no one wants to sit next to the person in the middle of a loud phone conversation – or have to dodge the hundredth selfie taken by the person in front of them. It’s also worth noting that different sporting events require different phone etiquette. Make sure you read the rules carefully in advance to ensure you don’t have a problem.
Leave litter
Yes, there may be a crew hired to clean the arena after the game, but that’s no excuse to treat your seats like a pigsty. Do as the National Park Service does and leave no trace. If you brought anything into the game, please take it with you or throw it away in the appropriate bins. This is a scenario where we’re pretty sure your trash isn’t someone else’s treasure.